nonon-jakuzure:

nonon-jakuzure:

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

fuks:

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

umok:

Uber eat

food $2

drink 1$

Delivery 40$

Total : 349$

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

aubrey-plaza:

Dutch police arrested a bird for its involvement in a store robbery and they put the bird in a cell with bread and water and when the news reported the story, they put a black bar over the bird’s eyes to protect its identity and I promise I’m not making this shit up: